Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017) Director: Rian Johnson Starring: Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher Genres: Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure IMDb Synopsis: "Rey develops her newly discovered abilities with the guidance of Luke Skywalker, who is unsettled by the strength of her powers.Meanwhile, the Resistance prepares for battle with the First Order." |
*Full warning: expect FULL SPOILERS in this review. It's been out for a month now, and honestly, you've seen it. And if you haven't, well . . . what the hell is wrong with you?*
Full Spoiler Thoughts!
MORE EXTRA CREDIT: Luke's wonderfully insane green-milking moment. I didn't know I wanted to see Luke Skywalker aggressively milking a weird sea-cow creature, but now that I've seen it, I'm thoroughly satisfied. 10/10, would recommend.
LATE WORK: Okay, this might be an unpopular opinion, but I really didn't care for the whole character of Rose. She's overly earnest and kinda obnoxious about everything, and I really just didn't care for her. Nothing against Kelly Marie Tran, I'm sure she's great. I just didn't like the character. And there's a moment, near the end, where she says to Finn "We're gonna win not by killing what we hate, but by saving what we love." And sure, it's thematic. But at this exact moment, in the same shot, no less, the First Order rips open the door to the Resistance Base and all hope seems lost. And then her and Poe have a really awkward kiss. So no, I didn't care for any of that.
Image & Info SOurces!
The Last Jedi Poster:
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Porg image:
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Kylo Ren image:
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Space Battle image:
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Ilya Bryzgalov clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ns14hRqwY8
Luke sunset image: i0.wp.com/www.forcesofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/last.jpg?resize=800%2C378
Goodbye meme:
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