*Fair warning: SPOILERS ahead for all MCU films up to this point - Thor: Ragnarok included!*
YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Unless you've been living under a human-sized rock, you've undoubtedly heard that about a week ago now Marvel broke the Internet by releasing the first trailer for 2018's Avengers: Infinity War. And naturally, I've now seen this trailer close to a dozen times. So today I'm gonna give my thoughts on the aforementioned trailer! Reactions! Speculations! HOT TAKES! These are what await you beyond that "Read More" button, so click it today! Please?
*Fair warning: SPOILERS ahead for all MCU films up to this point - Thor: Ragnarok included!* "Oh, I believe in truth. But I'm also a fan of justice." - A Superman
Welcome back, everyone, to Everyman Film Reviews! It's like Wheel of Fortune but with less games and nobody cares about it! Hang on... whatever. I'll stand by that statement. Today we're talking Justice League! (cue shredding guitar riff) It's the film that will save the DC Extradited Universe. Or will it? Find out below!
"Because that's what heroes do." - Thor
Hello again, good friends. No? Uh... acquaintances? Not there yet...okay... Greetings, dear readers whom I've never met before! There, that's it. You're back at Everyman Film Reviews with your exhilarating evaluator, the one & only L-Train! Today, we're looking at Thor: Ragnarok - the newest installment in the MCU. So in the interest of full disclosure, I'll offer the same warning I do with every Marvel movie. This will not be an unbiased review. Now let's dive in!
"What day is it today?" - Sir Elton John
Hey Internet people! Whether or not you came here on purpose or one of your obnoxious coworkers just forwarded you this link, I'm glad to have you! Today we're talking Kingsman: The Golden Circle, the follow-up to 2015's sleeper hit Kingsman: The Secret Service. Let's do it!
"There is no hiding from this, son. We have a job to do." - Mr. Dawson
Welcome back, everyone! Today we're talking Dunkirk, the latest film from Mr. Christopher Nolan, one of Hollywood's biggest directors working today. What works? What doesn't? Click that "Read More" button to find out!
Quick note: Instead of my typical 2-part review with spoilers in the back half, today I'm just going to discuss the film in general terms with a few minor SPOILERS. You've been warned! "We are not savages. Apes fight only to survive." - Caesar
Welcome back to Everyman Film Reviews! My part-time, non-paying hobby! Today, we're discussing War for the Planet of the Apes (a.k.a. WFTPOTA), the conclusion to the new Planet of the Apes Trilogy! "Stunning!" "Jaw-Dropping!" "Life-Changing!" These are all words that do not describe my review of this movie. Nevertheless, let's begin!
"If you don't see me again, it's because I'm dead." - Griff Welcome back, everyone! I'm the one & only L-Train of EFR, and today we're looking at Baby Driver. This film was written & directed by one of my favorite filmmakers of all time, Mr. Edgar Wright. So needless to say, I'm looking forward to trying to think of something clever to say about this movie. Let's do it!
"Apes together strong!" - Caesar
Welcome back, everyone! This is L-Train of Everyman Film Reviews, & today we're looking at 2011's surprise hit Rise of the Planet of the Apes, or "ROTPOTA" for you acronym buffs. As you may have guessed, I've rewatched this film as a lead-up to War for the Planet of the Apes, to be released this July. So let's get started!
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!" - Yondu Udonta
Welcome back to EFR! I'm The Main L-Train, your devilish rogue of a movie reviewer, and today we're gonna be taking an in-depth look at Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2! So in the immortal words of the Beastie Boys...
"I am Groot" - Groot
Guys, I'll be honest, I'm super hyped right now. This is the first review for an MCU film I've posted, and because Vol. 2 is released this Friday, let's dive in to the Guardians of the Frickin' Galaxy!
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